Slowly Becoming the Best Me

Oh, Dear God. I was SO overpowered.

Jesus fuck. Let’s go through this. I have to take a break from reading.

Split a milkshake.
Fuck you, get your own. I want a whole one.

Go to the aquarium.
I can deal with this, this sounds fun.

Take a nap.
My favorite sport.

Kiss in the rain.
Acceptable, though I don’t like getting wet.

Get matching outfits.
No. I’m not that tacky.

Ride a ferris wheel.
Fuck that shit. You trying to kill me?

Buy matching bracelets.
I don’t wear jewelry. Although the neck chain I wear sometimes.

Go on a road trip.
This sounds plausible and fun.

Make breakfast.
Yes, you can do that. I am fine with this.

Write each other letters.
Okay. Here’s yours’. “K”

Go mini golfing.
Your ass would hurt from me raping you.

Get in trouble.
No thanks. That sounds pointless

Kiss at midnight
Okay, I can do this.

Make T-Shirts.
I like the idea of having my face on mine.

Bake something.
Ourselves.

Go to the beach
I do like bikinis.

Make a couple video
What does this imply? Sex tapes?

Go to six flags.
I’ll raise you seven.

Sing a song really loud.
That’s called the toilet song, and happens when there’s no toilet paper.

Order chinese food.
Do we eat it too?

Build a blanket fort.
Let’s fuck in it.

Stargaze.
The next Generation.

(Source: her-hair-is-always-a-mess, via letmebeyourambedo)

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