May282012
Oh, Dear God. I was SO overpowered.

Oh, Dear God. I was SO overpowered.

10AM

smokeweeedgethigh:

absolut one is fucking accurate lol

But, but… Girls really do love illegible texts at 3AM!

(Source: damnthatswhack, via letmebeyourambedo)

10AM
May272012
Jesus fuck. Let’s go through this. I have to take a break from reading.
Split a milkshake.Fuck you, get your own. I want a whole one.Go to the aquarium.I can deal with this, this sounds fun.
Take a nap.My favorite sport.
Kiss in the rain.Acceptable, though I don’t like getting wet.
Get matching outfits.No. I’m not that tacky.
Ride a ferris wheel.Fuck that shit. You trying to kill me?
Buy matching bracelets.I don’t wear jewelry. Although the neck chain I wear sometimes.
Go on a road trip.This sounds plausible and fun.
Make breakfast.Yes, you can do that. I am fine with this.
Write each other letters.Okay. Here’s yours’. “K”
Go mini golfing.Your ass would hurt from me raping you.
Get in trouble.No thanks. That sounds pointless
Kiss at midnightOkay, I can do this.
Make T-Shirts.I like the idea of having my face on mine.
Bake something.Ourselves.
Go to the beachI do like bikinis.
Make a couple videoWhat does this imply? Sex tapes?
Go to six flags.I’ll raise you seven.
Sing a song really loud.That’s called the toilet song, and happens when there’s no toilet paper.
Order chinese food.Do we eat it too?
Build a blanket fort.Let’s fuck in it.
Stargaze.The next Generation.

Jesus fuck. Let’s go through this. I have to take a break from reading.

Split a milkshake.
Fuck you, get your own. I want a whole one.

Go to the aquarium.
I can deal with this, this sounds fun.

Take a nap.
My favorite sport.

Kiss in the rain.
Acceptable, though I don’t like getting wet.

Get matching outfits.
No. I’m not that tacky.

Ride a ferris wheel.
Fuck that shit. You trying to kill me?

Buy matching bracelets.
I don’t wear jewelry. Although the neck chain I wear sometimes.

Go on a road trip.
This sounds plausible and fun.

Make breakfast.
Yes, you can do that. I am fine with this.

Write each other letters.
Okay. Here’s yours’. “K”

Go mini golfing.
Your ass would hurt from me raping you.

Get in trouble.
No thanks. That sounds pointless

Kiss at midnight
Okay, I can do this.

Make T-Shirts.
I like the idea of having my face on mine.

Bake something.
Ourselves.

Go to the beach
I do like bikinis.

Make a couple video
What does this imply? Sex tapes?

Go to six flags.
I’ll raise you seven.

Sing a song really loud.
That’s called the toilet song, and happens when there’s no toilet paper.

Order chinese food.
Do we eat it too?

Build a blanket fort.
Let’s fuck in it.

Stargaze.
The next Generation.

(Source: her-hair-is-always-a-mess, via letmebeyourambedo)

9PM

Anonymous asked: butt, if its worth $200+ and millions of people by them doesn't that = $$$,$$$,$$$?

I only have one body though. :/

9PM

Anonymous asked: Intresting. So your body must be worth MILLIONS then?

Nope, just $200 + tax. It’s a shame, really.

9PM

Anonymous asked: So you're body is a pair of $200 boots?

Pretty much.

9PM

Anonymous asked: Do you like being Nude?

Not really. My body is uggs.

8PM
May262012
I Hav da hottest gf evur

I Hav da hottest gf evur

12AM

archicide asked: y u feels bads

I just don’t understand what’s happening :( I’m scared man. Where is my sunshine and lollipops? :(

12AM
May252012
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

My stepbrother laughs like a retard.

3PM
I’m a stud, guys.

I’m a stud, guys.

May242012

[ˈfægət]

I’VE BEEN PRONOUNCING FAGGOT WRONG FOR YEARS.

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